1 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:05,672 Hey! Hey, baby. 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,741 We'll go to a roller rink for the skating party. 3 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,342 We can even call Tommy and Pam. 4 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:12,579 Oh, no, baby. No, please. I can't do that. No. 5 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:17,250 I'm not trying to be around baldy and the beast tonight. 6 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:19,252 So what are you gonna do tonight, Martin? 7 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:20,820 Oh, what am I gonna do? 8 00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,989 Shoo, baby, I was thinking, I'm gonna sit around here 9 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,524 and probably watch me some "Def Jam." 10 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,659 Hey, you know, they got some talented brothers 11 00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:29,162 coming up out of there. I ain't gonna lie to you. 12 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,864 Martin, that's all you're gonna do? 13 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:34,000 No. No, then I'm gonna watch a little National Geographic. 14 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:37,070 You never can be up on your "Wild Kingdom" stuff enough. 15 00:00:37,170 --> 00:00:38,605 You know what I mean, never know 16 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:42,042 when you're gonna run into a wild animal. 17 00:00:42,108 --> 00:00:43,777 Hey, y'all. Wazzup? 18 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,613 See what I mean? 19 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,449 I know you're gonna wish us a happy anniversary. 20 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:50,884 - Anniversary? - Yeah. 21 00:00:50,950 --> 00:00:53,787 That's right, dawg. 22 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:57,123 Tommy and I have been together for six wonderful months. 23 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:00,126 Oh, congratulations, Pam. 24 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:01,961 Isn't that nice? 25 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,731 Oh! Six months? 26 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:09,302 Now, that must be a long time in Pam years, huh? 27 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:12,639 Congratulations! 28 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:55,582 I'd like to propose a toast to Tommy and Pam. 29 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:57,317 Martin. Martin! 30 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,585 Yeah, yeah.. 31 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:00,854 Yeah, yeah, baby. Not now. 32 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,323 Baby, this is the part where Weezie thinks 33 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,860 uh-uh, George and Florence are knocking boots. 34 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,529 Yeah. Yeah, George wasn't moving on up. 35 00:02:09,629 --> 00:02:11,998 He was pushing on up, baby.. 36 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:15,268 Go on with that, George. Go ahead, now. 37 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:18,872 To our best friends, Tommy and Pam 38 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,640 on their six-month anniversary. 39 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:22,208 Hear, hear. 40 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:24,711 Hear, hear, hear, hear! 41 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:26,980 To the love of my life. 42 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:30,683 Like a sweet-smelling flower, you've blossomed in my heart. 43 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,655 - Gina, look what he got me! - Oh. 44 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:38,057 For our anniversary. Isn't that beautiful? 45 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,959 Oh, Martin, come on, baby, don't you wanna see 46 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,228 what Pam got for her anniversary? 47 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:46,733 What you got there, Pam, a new chew toy? 48 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,335 Why I gots to know what it is? 49 00:02:49,402 --> 00:02:52,071 Anyway, Tommy's taking me on a trip. 50 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,073 We're going away for the weekend. Right, baby? 51 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,542 That's right. 52 00:02:55,642 --> 00:02:59,145 Got a nice, quiet room right next to the ocean. 53 00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:00,980 Oh, wow. 54 00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:04,250 Martin.. 55 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,653 ...we haven't been to the ocean in a long time. 56 00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,688 Doesn't that sound like fun? 57 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,256 - Fun? - Yeah. 58 00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,592 Gina, what the hell do I want to go to the ocean 59 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:15,428 and watch free Pammy do tricks for raw fish? 60 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,430 Why? Why would I wanna see that? 61 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:18,531 I don't even wanna talk to you. 62 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,866 Look, Martin. 63 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,435 Don't take out your frustrations on me, man. 64 00:03:22,535 --> 00:03:24,237 It's not my fault you stopped growing 65 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,838 after the sixth grade. 66 00:03:25,905 --> 00:03:27,840 - Hey, hey, hey. - Anyway. 67 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:31,010 Nobody's going to ruin my good mood. You know why? 68 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:36,783 'Cause my baby's taking me on a horse and carriage ride, dawg. 69 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:38,451 That's right, and it's waiting downstairs. 70 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:39,619 We better make that move, baby. 71 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,187 - Okay, baby. - Oh, oh, oh. 72 00:03:41,254 --> 00:03:42,956 Wait a minute, waiting downstairs? 73 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,058 Well, uh, why don't you just call down to it? 74 00:03:45,124 --> 00:03:46,859 Don't you speak horse? 75 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,237 That's very funny, little man. 76 00:03:57,303 --> 00:04:00,974 Now, why don't you go take a nap in your shoe box? 77 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,576 - Don't.. - We'll see y'all later. 78 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,211 - Honey, you didn't have to be.. - Okay.. 79 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:07,247 Yeah, don't make no sense see us later 80 00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:09,782 about the shoe box thing. 81 00:04:09,882 --> 00:04:14,387 Baby, I was thinking maybe we should do something special. 82 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,788 - Really? - Yeah. 83 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,557 - Really, Martin? - Yeah, that's right, girl. 84 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,659 Shoo, we ain't gonna be sitting around here 85 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:22,328 on this couch watching no TV all night. 86 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:29,102 I was figuring we go in the bedroom and watch a little TV. 87 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,008 Oh, well, excuse me. 88 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,311 Look at the horsy. Congratulations, Pam! 89 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:39,846 Goodbye! 90 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,315 I'll be right here 91 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,250 doing nothing 92 00:04:44,317 --> 00:04:47,186 as usual! 93 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,988 Baby, you got a problem with me? 94 00:04:49,088 --> 00:04:50,657 'Cause it sounds like the funk coming out 95 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:53,760 of your voice, on a deep, deep level. 96 00:04:53,826 --> 00:04:55,628 And that's hurting me because 97 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:58,364 I'm thinking the problem is with me. 98 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,466 Huh? Is it with me? 99 00:05:00,533 --> 00:05:01,834 - No! - Oh, okay. 100 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:04,871 No, Martin, I'm not trying to tell you 101 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,707 that I am tired of staying home every night. 102 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,276 I'm not trying to tell you that, and I'm not trying to tell you 103 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:11,644 that I have never been 104 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:14,213 on a horse and carriage ride in all my life. 105 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,381 Well, good, good. 106 00:05:15,481 --> 00:05:16,716 'Cause horse and carriage rides 107 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,484 don't come through the damn ghetto. 108 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:19,819 Alright, now, get that through your head 109 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,622 and don't ask me about it no more. 110 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:25,058 Okay, girl. Now, now, let's sit here and watch it. 111 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,493 Baby Andy Griffith. Look at him. Phew. 112 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,562 Oh, Andy Griffith. 113 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:33,299 Baby, you ever notice.. 114 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,703 Wasn't no brothers up in Mayberry. 115 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:39,839 You know, I mean, we never did see Opie's mother 116 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:42,542 unless Opie was a victim of the swirl. 117 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:47,347 Do you think he's got a little soul in him? 118 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,351 Oh! Oh! 119 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:54,487 You going to jump me like that on a sneak tip? 120 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,089 Man, you know, my baby just seems like.. 121 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:58,358 I don't know, Tommy, I don't know what's her problem lately. 122 00:05:58,424 --> 00:05:59,926 She acts like she got a lot on her mind. 123 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:01,761 Running around here with her mouth all poked out. 124 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,563 You know, maybe she needs a change of scenery, man. 125 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:05,898 What do you mean, maybe she needs a change of scenery? 126 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:07,667 We just got the cabinets painted, man. 127 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:09,268 Ain't that enough scenery? 128 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:12,038 No, no. I mean, maybe you need to take her away somewhere. 129 00:06:12,105 --> 00:06:14,107 I mean, Pam and I, we flying off for the weekend. 130 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:17,276 Well, good. Both of y'all can fit on her broom, can't you? 131 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,515 - Hey, baby! - Hey, sweetie. 132 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:24,350 I missed you. 133 00:06:26,252 --> 00:06:28,254 - Hi, Martin. - Hey, baby. 134 00:06:28,354 --> 00:06:31,424 I got your "TV Guide," your TV Dinners. 135 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:33,926 There's the TV. You set for life, brother. 136 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:36,462 Thank you, thank you. You're always looking out for me. 137 00:06:36,562 --> 00:06:38,965 Um, Martin, where-where's Cole? 138 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,401 I don't know, Cole's in the bedroom on the phone 139 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:42,635 running up my bill. 140 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,637 Cole! Off my phone, please, man! 141 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,539 Okay. Yeah. Yeah. 142 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,041 Alright, Shirley. Yo, I'll see you in a minute, alright? 143 00:06:49,108 --> 00:06:50,810 Alright, girl. 144 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,612 With your big self. 145 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,747 Woof! 146 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,282 Hey, look, y'all, yo, I got to roll. 147 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:57,717 I got to go, uh, pick up Big Shirley 148 00:06:57,784 --> 00:07:00,219 from football practice. Yeah. 149 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,755 We going on a little vacation this weekend 150 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:06,292 taking a tour of Curly Fry Convention in Chicago. 151 00:07:06,392 --> 00:07:09,162 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. 152 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,631 Tommy, you're taking Pam to a resort 153 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,566 and, Cole, you're taking Big Shirley to Chicago 154 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,334 for a Curly Fry Convention? 155 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,570 Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's gonna be all that. 156 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:19,605 You know I got the connections with the airlines, right? 157 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:21,441 I could hook you and Martin up with a ticket if you want. 158 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:25,011 Y'all ain't afraid to fly with no laboratory monkeys, are you? 159 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:29,449 We ain't flying with no damn laboratory monkeys, man. 160 00:07:29,515 --> 00:07:30,516 Alright, cool. I was just offering. 161 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,485 Have fun, y'all. I'm out. 162 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:35,021 I-I like monkeys. 163 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:36,689 Maybe we should be going too, baby. 164 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,691 Yeah, that's right, baby, we do have a lot to do. 165 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:41,327 We gotta get our airline tickets, our passports 166 00:07:41,427 --> 00:07:42,795 our travelers' checks. 167 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,597 You know what I mean, Gina? 168 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:47,099 Uh-oh. My bad. 169 00:07:47,166 --> 00:07:49,302 I bet y'all do got a lot to do. 170 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:51,504 It must be hard trying to find 171 00:07:51,604 --> 00:07:55,141 a traveling cage Pam's size, huh? 172 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:57,043 We will see you when we get back. 173 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,377 - 'Oh, see you.' - Yeah. 174 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,812 - Yeah. Later. - Bye. 175 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:02,982 - Got a little surprise for you. - What? 176 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,351 I was thinking maybe we should go somewhere special. 177 00:08:05,451 --> 00:08:08,221 What do you think? Do you.. 178 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:11,123 - Us go somewhere? - Yes, us go somewhere. 179 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,393 Sit on down here, girl. 180 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,728 Alright, now. 181 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,163 I've been planning this trip 182 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,564 kind of for a long time 183 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,234 but I wanted to surprise you, so.. 184 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,969 Spla-ka-ka. 185 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,540 A box of cereal, Martin? No, thank you, baby. I'm not hungry. 186 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,910 No, no, no, no, baby, it ain't no any box of cereal, Gina. 187 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,913 Come on. I'm taking you on vacation, baby. 188 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:37,850 I'm taking you to Chilligan's Island! 189 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:41,320 A-a trip on the back of a box of cereal? 190 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:43,155 Martin, how good could that be? 191 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:44,924 Cereal give you good trips, baby. 192 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:46,926 You just got to buy the cereal. 193 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,661 - Okay? Now, look. - Okay. Let me see it. 194 00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:50,596 Okay? Look at the coupon, okay? 195 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:53,366 What-what does it say? "Deluxe suite." Right? 196 00:08:53,432 --> 00:08:54,934 We got, uh, uh, uh, uh.. 197 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,770 Oh, the finest restaurant, four swimming pools. 198 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,605 Baby, this place gonna be the bomb, baby. 199 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,908 - It's gonna be the bomb.. - You know what, Martin? 200 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,176 Maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. 201 00:09:04,243 --> 00:09:07,179 I mean, look at the sandy beaches and the palm trees. 202 00:09:07,246 --> 00:09:09,582 I mean, it is a cartoon, but it's beautiful. 203 00:09:09,682 --> 00:09:11,083 - Right? - You know what, baby? 204 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:12,919 - Yeah. - I-I think I'm getting excited. 205 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,287 - Are you getting excited? - Yes. 206 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,722 Let me see you do that. Ha ha ha! 207 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:18,090 Yeah, you're getting excited. 208 00:09:18,190 --> 00:09:20,059 Well, slow your roll. Slow your roll. 209 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,762 Yeah, 'cause we're gonna need like ten more box tops 210 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,130 before we on our way. 211 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,372 Here's your suite. 212 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:36,876 What the.. 213 00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:39,312 Ow, man! 214 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:42,882 What? I-I know they ain't playing us like this. 215 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:59,398 Welcome to Chilligan's Island. 216 00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,270 No! No! 217 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:07,006 No, baby. 218 00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:11,444 But the post sure said.. 219 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,779 - It was different. - Yeah. 220 00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:20,086 - Gina, look at this place. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 221 00:10:20,152 --> 00:10:22,088 This cannot be the right room, I'm-I'm sorry. 222 00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:23,589 Is this the champagne suite? 223 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:26,592 The one and only world's famous. 224 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,195 This ain't no damn champagne suite. 225 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,464 It's the gin and juice room, man. 226 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,032 You know-you know what? 227 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,167 I thought that there was gonna be a Jacuzzi 228 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:36,535 and a beachfront view. 229 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,305 You must have seen the cereal box ad. 230 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:41,140 Works every time. 231 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,442 Wait a minute, what-what-what happened to all the stuff 232 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:44,977 you had in the brochure, huh? 233 00:10:45,044 --> 00:10:47,279 All the stuff you said that was gonna be up in here. 234 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:48,714 Huh? You know, that's false advertising.. 235 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,282 - That's right. - You know that? 236 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,885 No, it's not, my friend. 237 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,689 You've got your minibar right here. 238 00:10:58,157 --> 00:10:59,558 Follow me now. Follow me. 239 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:04,630 You've got your lovely view and you've got 240 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:07,733 your International Communications System. 241 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,903 Wait, wait, wait. We didn't come down here for all of that, man. 242 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,738 We came to get our romance on. 243 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:16,008 Alright? I didn't come down here to kick nobody's ass, did I? 244 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:19,412 Martin, Martin, Martin, let me handle this. Okay, baby? 245 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,581 Excuse me, sir. Now, when is the next plane off this island? 246 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,885 The next plane is coming in about three days. 247 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:27,653 No, no. No, no. You know what? 248 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,488 You-you-you're gonna give the money back, bro. 249 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:32,358 - I don't know if you noticed.. - That's right. That's right. 250 00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,760 We want our money back. 251 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,062 Now, if you'll excuse me 252 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,097 I've got some other folks to check in. 253 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,769 You.. Hey! We're getting off this island! 254 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:45,438 That's right! 255 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,542 We ain't going out like Gilligan and them! 256 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:52,445 Baby, look at this place! It's nasty! 257 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,779 Aw, baby, come on now. 258 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:56,248 Let me think now. Let me think. 259 00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,184 Okay, shoot, let me think. 260 00:11:58,250 --> 00:11:59,351 Um.. 261 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,087 Uh, if-if you really look around 262 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:03,122 and look at it, we got a bed and stuff. 263 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:05,057 Gina, the place is really not that bad. 264 00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,393 - What? - What's wrong? 265 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,229 - Hey, baby.. - 'Yeah.' 266 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,631 I think there's a puppy in our room. 267 00:12:16,535 --> 00:12:19,538 Oh, Gina, that ain't no damn puppy. 268 00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:20,873 That ain't no damn puppy. 269 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,243 Get him, baby! Aah! 270 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,644 'Get him, baby!' 271 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,947 'Get him! Aah!' 272 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,649 'Get him! Get him out! Get him out!' 273 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,460 Aah! 274 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,100 Aah! 275 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:49,468 Aah! 276 00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:52,671 Baby, get him! 277 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,941 Aah! Martin! 278 00:12:56,008 --> 00:12:57,443 Aah! 279 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,180 Baby, did you get him? 280 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,250 Martin! Oh, no! Get him! 281 00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,118 Push him back! 282 00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,590 'Martin, get him!' 283 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,092 'Close it. Close the door.' 284 00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,860 'He's..' 285 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,962 'Get him, baby, please!' 286 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,466 'Get him, Martin!' 287 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,142 Aah! 288 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,287 Get him! 289 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:50,796 You alright? 290 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:51,897 You alright? 291 00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,566 You okay? 292 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,034 - Baby.. - Did he bite me? 293 00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:56,902 - No, he didn't. - Did he bite me? 294 00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,538 Do I got rabies? Do I need a rabies shot? 295 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:01,540 Please, don't touch me! 296 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:03,242 Baby.. 297 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:04,677 ...did you get him? 298 00:14:04,743 --> 00:14:07,713 Yeah, baby. I think I got him. 299 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:10,049 He won't be coming back no more tonight, baby. 300 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,253 Martin. Martin, baby.. 301 00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:17,890 ...you are so brave to save me from the monster. 302 00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:19,592 That's right. 303 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,594 Gina, remember this. 304 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,429 We got to keep this on the DL. 305 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,732 We can't let Tommy or Pam know about this, okay? 306 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:28,267 - At all. - No. 307 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,604 Okay. Now let's get our romance on. 308 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,405 - Romance? - Romance. 309 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:34,940 You know 310 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,543 you fighting that monster kind of turned me on. 311 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,423 Well, uh.. Well, you know, I had to do what I had to do. 312 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,525 Aye! I like the way you represented 313 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,694 the way you jumped in and helped me out a li'l bit. 314 00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:56,896 Huh? Guess what? 315 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,430 - Bring it on, baby. - Bring it on? 316 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,099 I brought you something from Hoochie's Secret. 317 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,767 - What? - I want you put it on for me. 318 00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:03,135 Why, you got me some lingerie? 319 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:04,470 I sure did. 320 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,273 The way I'm feeling right now? 321 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,474 Let me see this. 322 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,809 Damn. Yeah. 323 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,244 Yeah, yeah. You like that? 324 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:14,146 Baby, I-I can't fit this. 325 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,314 What you mean you can't fit? 326 00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,216 No, it's not going to go in the.. Mm-mm! 327 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:19,285 It's not supposed to fit, baby. 328 00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,886 Not supposed to fit. 329 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,055 You.. 330 00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:25,658 You better go over there and slap on some of that.. 331 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,960 I-you-you better get down cologne. 332 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,795 You want to get down? 333 00:15:29,895 --> 00:15:31,931 I'll try to get this on. 334 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,799 That's right. 335 00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:36,335 Hey. You know I can't bear this. 336 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,804 That's right. That's right. That's right. 337 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,073 'I'mma put some of the get down on, girl.' 338 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,741 Look, one thing about us, Gina 339 00:15:42,808 --> 00:15:44,777 I'm glad me and you alone. 340 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,112 You hear me? I'm glad me and you alone. 341 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,580 'This way I ain't got to see' 342 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:52,284 Tommy and Pam smiling, all up in.. 343 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,787 You know, all up in our face 344 00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,155 slobbing each other down. 345 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,690 Martin, Martin, look at that. 346 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,291 Look at that sexy, handsome couple. 347 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:00,659 Girl, that thing got me sweating. 348 00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,761 Oh, you sweating you know I likes the sweat. 349 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,330 You likes the sweat? 350 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,866 Baby, you don't even have to think 351 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,702 about Tommy and Pam this weekend. 352 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,337 - Go ahead. - We gonna.. 353 00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,973 That's right. Go ahead, go.. 354 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,674 'How dare you?' 355 00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,109 'This is supposed to be paradise!' 356 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:19,211 'Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.' 357 00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:20,512 Wait a minute. 358 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:24,817 Uh, I-I think the monster got me hearing stuff. 359 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,152 - Did it sound familiar? - Very. 360 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,989 Where is that coming from, Martin? 361 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,157 I heard 'em say something-- 362 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,726 'I mean, can you believe this?' 363 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,495 Sound like it's coming from behind the mirror, baby. 364 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:37,896 No. Wait. 365 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,398 'I demand to have my money back.' 366 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,566 'Are you outta your mind?' 367 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,468 Is that a hole? Is th.. 368 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,175 Aw, damn! 369 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:55,681 Yo, yo, look out. 370 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,849 Ha ha! 371 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,017 Pam? 372 00:16:58,083 --> 00:17:00,319 What the hell are y'all doing here? 373 00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,421 What do you mean, what are we doing here? 374 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,923 Y'all followed us here. Man I don't believe you. 375 00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,725 You just want to show me up, huh? 376 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:08,827 You the ladies' man, huh? 377 00:17:08,894 --> 00:17:10,162 Oh, is that it? 378 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:12,097 First you steal my coupon idea 379 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,932 then you send your bloodhound down here 380 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:15,100 to track us down. 381 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,202 Ain't that something? 382 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,438 No. No, no, no. Martin, no, man. 383 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,507 You're not fooling nobody, dawg. 384 00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:23,776 Y'all just trying to show us up! 385 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,345 Hey, man, you're not the only one that can show your lady 386 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:27,446 a good time. 387 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,914 Do you think it's like that? 388 00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,449 I say, do you think it's like that? 389 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,118 Baby, am I showing you what you want to see? 390 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,920 - You are all of that. - Thank you 391 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:38,023 Yeah, well at least I can afford a horse and carriage ride. 392 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,124 Yeah. 393 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,193 Well, it's cheaper for you. 394 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,195 You got your own horse. 395 00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:45,697 - You know what.. - Y'all started it first. 396 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:47,299 I ain't scared to fight you. 397 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,868 Man, Martin, come on. No, no. 398 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:52,204 We ain't tryin' to, you know, waste our time with y'all, okay? 399 00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:54,807 Pam and I are going hiking. Come on, baby. Goodbye. 400 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,609 So what? Martin and I are going jet skiing 401 00:17:57,709 --> 00:17:59,144 up Chilligan's falls. 402 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,713 That's right. Hey, baby, what we going to do? 403 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,416 We're going to turn Chilligan's island out. 404 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:05,551 Out! 405 00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:06,819 Not before us. 406 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,387 Cut them off! Cut them off! 407 00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:09,822 Watch out! 408 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,826 Hey, baby, we're getting on the sailboat! 409 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,829 Don't push me. I'm going. 410 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,064 Shouldn't have even went out there. 411 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,668 That was fun, though, wasn't it? 412 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,136 Wasn't it fun, baby? 413 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,573 Hey, did you see my baby climb that mountain? 414 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:30,175 No. But we saw he tried. 415 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,810 He tried. 416 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,579 Hey, everybody's not a sure footed 417 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:36,515 mountain goat like you, Pam. Okay? 418 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,016 Why don't you shut up. 419 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,186 Martin, you just have to out do us, don't you? 420 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,122 You know what? 421 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:45,023 I'm tired of you running your mouths. Out. 422 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,627 I want y'all out. Haul your asses out of here. 423 00:18:48,694 --> 00:18:51,130 Hey, when we go back home 424 00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:52,698 I don't even want to see you. 425 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,868 - We need our space. - We want our space. 426 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,605 Hey! There-there-there's a puppy behind you, man. 427 00:18:59,671 --> 00:19:01,473 - Oh, lord. - Oh, man! 428 00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:03,809 'That ain't no damn puppy!' 429 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:45,250 Okay. You okay? That was close. 430 00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,252 Aah! 431 00:19:47,352 --> 00:19:48,921 Aah! 432 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,023 Get it! Get it! 433 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,560 Get it! Get it! Get it! 434 00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,865 And take that! 435 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:04,069 You're a good boxer.. 436 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:07,673 Hey, you do a little somethin', somethin' yourself. 437 00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,274 It ain't coming back no more. 438 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,776 Get in here. 439 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,111 Aah! Aah! 440 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,613 Poor baby. 441 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,882 Lucky I didn't get a hold of it. 442 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,717 Oh.. 443 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:20,419 - Pam. - What? 444 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,621 Pam, I got to say 445 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:24,189 no matter how much we fight.. 446 00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,291 Hey, we got each other's back. 447 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,359 That's what's important. 448 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:30,629 Man, please. I had to. 449 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,565 That little thing outweighed your little ass. 450 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,100 Thank you anyway. 451 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,802 I know it must be difficult for you 452 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,804 fighting a family member. 453 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,642 See how it starts? Now you started. 454 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,991 - Oh, baby, you know what? - What? 455 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,994 This vacation proves one thing, Gina. 456 00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:03,895 As long as the two of us together 457 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,465 nothing else matters, baby. 458 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:08,500 You know that, right? I love you, boo. 459 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,402 - I love you, too. - I love you, boo. 460 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:12,504 And as long as we love each other, Martin 461 00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,339 the rest of this trip is gonna be perfect 462 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,008 we don't have to think about nothing. 463 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,277 That's right. I love it when you got your calm on. 464 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,679 - Yeah? - Yeah. 465 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,247 I was a little frazzled earlier. 466 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,082 Now, don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. 467 00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,351 'Cause, hey, hey, hey, we whipped that rodent's ass. 468 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,120 Oh, don't mention that, baby. 469 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:30,789 I didn't mean to upset you. That's right. 470 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,824 'Cause, you know, I was hyperventilating. 471 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,193 I know, but it's gone. It's gone, okay? 472 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,361 Alright. 473 00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,030 Hey, it ain't coming back no more. 474 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,998 - Alright. Yeah. - We together now. 475 00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:43,101 Hey, we got to finish turning Chilligan's out. 476 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,443 - Ah, baby, you know what? - What? 477 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:54,713 This bed, though, to be perfectly honest 478 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:56,615 probably is the safest place 479 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:59,718 for us to be, you know? 480 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,653 - Aah! - Aah!